well now I know what a broken nose looks like...

So desipite my own advice that sports cafe was sketchy, last night Erin and I and every other football loving American in London went there last night to watch the last games of the playoffs. it was wall to wall people, not exactly my style but it was a football game and I was trying to be open minded.

we were settling in nicely and having fun when this asshole started hitting on every girl and telling them their mothers were ugly with short legs and that american football was stupid...such a wanker...

anyway we were having a nice talk with Jen and John, two american diplomats who meet up in london once every four months to be together, because it's halfway between their stations. they had a huge plate of wings and were sharing them and stuff, when drunk asshole comes up and sits in their food...okay...asshole...so john says 'if you're going to sit there at least move the food' Drunken ASS says 'what the fuck is your problem' john 'what the fuck is YOUR problem' (he was getting wing sauce all over his ass and the coats behind him) suddenly Drunken Asshole we shall call him DA headbutts john, then puts him in a head lock and starts punching him before any of us can react. insert chaos. Jen is screaming because there's blood everywhere and we can't figure out where it's coming from. There are about 7 people trying to pull DA off John, both of whom are now on the floor. Finally the bouncer comes and breaks it up. John's nose was broken by the headbutt and there's a gash over his right eye that needs stitches. and I want to kill DA, Jen is also SCREAMING at him and falling apart she's so upset over john. The bouncers hurry John off to clean up and DA is taken away in Cuffs. while Erin and I help Jen collect their coats and things and head downstairs to find John. She's really falling apart at this point, we get her stuff safetly left at the counter, I leave Erin to watch it and go with Jen to wash off the blood. on the way back we run into the police officer and follow him into the back where John is, eventually the paramedics show up, then the ambulance crew. I have to make a statement to the police, because they are going to press charges on the DA and i'm glad he deserved it!! the sucker had to sit in jail all night until a lawyer was working to bail him out in the morning. bastard. two increadibly nice people and he ruined their evening. By the time I got home it was midnight and I didn't even realize it till I was brushing my teeth but there were little splatters of blood on my face, that's how close I was when it happened...

well now I know what a broken nose looks like...

So desipite my own advice that sports cafe was sketchy, last night Erin and I and every other football loving American in London went there last night to watch the last games of the playoffs. it was wall to wall people, not exactly my style but it was a football game and I was trying to be open minded.

we were settling in nicely and having fun when this asshole started hitting on every girl and telling them their mothers were ugly with short legs and that american football was stupid...such a wanker...

anyway we were having a nice talk with Jen and John, two american diplomats who meet up in london once every four months to be together, because it's halfway between their stations. they had a huge plate of wings and were sharing them and stuff, when drunk asshole comes up and sits in their food...okay...asshole...so john says 'if you're going to sit there at least move the food' Drunken ASS says 'what the fuck is your problem' john 'what the fuck is YOUR problem' (he was getting wing sauce all over his ass and the coats behind him) suddenly Drunken Asshole we shall call him DA headbutts john, then puts him in a head lock and starts punching him before any of us can react. insert chaos. Jen is screaming because there's blood everywhere and we can't figure out where it's coming from. There are about 7 people trying to pull DA off John, both of whom are now on the floor. Finally the bouncer comes and breaks it up. John's nose was broken by the headbutt and there's a gash over his right eye that needs stitches. and I want to kill DA, Jen is also SCREAMING at him and falling apart she's so upset over john. The bouncers hurry John off to clean up and DA is taken away in Cuffs. while Erin and I help Jen collect their coats and things and head downstairs to find John. She's really falling apart at this point, we get her stuff safetly left at the counter, I leave Erin to watch it and go with Jen to wash off the blood. on the way back we run into the police officer and follow him into the back where John is, eventually the paramedics show up, then the ambulance crew. I have to make a statement to the police, because they are going to press charges on the DA and i'm glad he deserved it!! the sucker had to sit in jail all night until a lawyer was working to bail him out in the morning. bastard. two increadibly nice people and he ruined their evening. By the time I got home it was midnight and I didn't even realize it till I was brushing my teeth but there were little splatters of blood on my face, that's how close I was when it happened...