*deep breaths*

I've got an appointment to get scraped at 9. I know it's not a big deal, a routine PAP is duh routine...but EVERY FLAPJACK TIME I end up in a mini-panic attack that they're going to tell me there's something horribly abnormal about my lady bits.  Not to mention there's really only one person who's on a first name basis with my whoo-ha and that ain't the gyno. Excuse me now as I go do something horribly uncomfortable and try not to have a panic attack while doing it.

EDIT: I MADE IT THROUGH the whole thing...and then the doctor accidentally knocked it into the sink and they didn't have another of something and so long story short I have an appointment for ANOTHER PAP next tuesday *facepalm* Karma is getting back at me for not having had one since 2008.