jealousy, she's a bitch

I feel torn between being jealous of all my friends in LA and their amazing deals on silk in the garment district, and knowing I'm poor so if I was there I wouldn't be able to buy anything anyway. Jealous, she's a mean mean meanie head. I'm so tired of being poor. For my second husband remind me to get one with a 9-5 job. 

Hope everyone at Costume College has a great time.